just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
