Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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