i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
high people should be assigned attendants
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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