i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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