you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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