yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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