girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
