Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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