I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
