JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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