the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
