i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
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