We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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