With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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