dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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