Do vagina's smell?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm both gender and math confused
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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