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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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