So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
They took my balls.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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