I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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