my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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