I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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