Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
it's like heaven, but drunker
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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