How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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