You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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