Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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