what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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