Sponge bath it is.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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