i don't like sucking hair
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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