He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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