he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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