I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
