I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize
