I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
