talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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