She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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