There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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