Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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