weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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