Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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