covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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