she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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