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i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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