She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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