I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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