Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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