hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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