Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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