great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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