there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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