Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
