Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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