just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Randomize
