I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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