I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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