i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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