Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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